Round The Horne

Series Two

BIG BEN IS MISSING

Broadcast: 13th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

The Clithero Kid and the Monkey Glands
The story so far - Battle with the Japanese
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Stolen
The Fraser Hayes Four - It's Plastic
Trends - Art - Fashion - What Are The Trendy People Doing?
Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Hoary Old Folk Song
The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and Paddy Handbell
Bona Drag
A Police Message

BIG BEN IS STILL MISSING

Broadcast: 20th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne

Have A Go
The Story So Far - The Headmasters Study
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Still Missing
The Fraser Hayes Four - This Could Be The Start Of Something Big
Trends - Comments on Ron Moody
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Gander Boggling Song
The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and the Earl of Bedlam
Bona Books
This Week’s Appeal

THE ESCAPED WAR CRIMINAL

Broadcast: 27th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Dixon of Dock Green
The Story So Far - Red Indians
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Escaped War Criminal
The Fraser Hayes Four - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter
Trends - Listeners Queries
Bona Tattoos
The Seamus Android Show with J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Rabid Daily and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV
What Is It?

THE WORLD CUP IS STOLEN

Broadcast: 3rd April 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Two Listeners Talking About The Show
The Story So Far – Western
Last Week’s Quiz Answers
Dobbiroids (The Magic Horse Rejuvinator) Advert
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The World Cup is Stolen
The Fraser Hayes Four - Hear That Band
Dobbiroids Advert
Trends - The Teenage Scene - Listeners Queries
The Seamus Android Sshow with a call from Frank Sinatra, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Daryl F Cliffhanger IV and Lena Horne
Shipping Message

THE NUCLEAR BANANA

Broadcast: 10th April 1966
Recorded:

Last weeks quiz answers
Dobbiroids Advert
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Nuclear Banana
The Fraser Hayes Four - The Mood I'm In
Trends - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Orang-utan
The Seamus Android Show with Michael Bain, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV
Hangover Question
Dobbiroids Advert

THE JOKE THIEF

Broadcast: 17th April 1966
Recorded:

Dobbiroids Advert
The Story So Far - Fairy Story
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Joke Thief
The Fraser Hayes Four - Pass Me By
Douglas Smith Sings
Trends - showbiz - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Ballad of the Royal Scottish Pretender or the Postlewaite Lament
The Seamus Android show with Barbara Cartload and Michael Bain
What is it? A repeat of the question

DR MCKINLAYS SCRAPBOOK

Broadcast: 24th April 1966
Recorded:

Dobbiroids Theatre of the Air presents a special edition of Round The Horne –
Dr McKinlays Scrapbook
Warning of the Children
Toast Maker
Summock Bray Village Green
Song, Welcome to Slummock Bray
The Surgery as Blair House
Song, Be a Doc
Back to the Surgery
Song, He Needs Me There
Song, Hello Noddy
Song, They Tell Us We're Too Old
Ballet Sequence
The Slummock Bray Cottage Hospital and Post Office
Song, A Typically Private Patient
Dr Macaroons Dream
Song, Dr Freud
Song, Everything's Coming Up Neurosis
The Surgery Again
Song, Why Can't McKinlay Be More Like A Bird
Song, I Need Her
Finale - The BMA Square Dance

THE GIANT MOUSE

Broadcast: 1st May 1966
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

New Products from Dobbiroids
The story so far – Mystery
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Giant Mouse
The Fraser Hayes four - Looking At The World Through Rose Coloured Glasses
The End of the Pier Show at Bogmouth-On-Sylt, auditions –
The Amazing Gruntfuttock, Escapologist Extraordinaire
Panto Dame
The Great Omipaloni, Illusionist
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Irish Bog Wanderers Song
Sunny Molestrangler VAF
Julian and Sandy telepathy act
Suggestions and complaints

THE CURSE OF THE BLACKSTUMPS

Broadcast: 8th May 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Nine out of ten prefer
Tonight’s Guest Stars
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Mystery and Imagination - The Curse of the Blackstumps
The Fraser Hayes Four - On a Wonderful Day Like Today
The Balls Pond Road Festival of the Arts - J Peasmold Gruntfuttock describes the events
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Fly Little Bird
The Ballet Bona
Kenneth Horne sings a couple of numbers

THE PORTRAIT OF FLORIAN THRUST

Broadcast: 15th May 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Toast master
The Story So Far - Talbot Spong
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Portrait of Florian Thrust
The Fraser Hayes Four - Home Cooking
Trends – Fashion
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Hebridean Mouth Music
Theatre, Extract from the Hasty Nose
Bona Promotions
Did you know?

THE GAYLORDS

Broadcast: 22nd May 1966
Recorded:

Toast master
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Gaylords
The Fraser Hayes Four - I Must Know Trends
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Cornish Scrupy Dance
Excerpt from a war film
Bona Beat songs Ltd
Riddle Me Ree

DR FU MAN CHOU EN GINSBERG

Broadcast: 29th May 1966:
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

Toast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Douglas Smith vs. Batman
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Dr Fu Man Chou En Ginsberg
The Fraser Hayes Four – Together
Trends
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sussex Courting Song
Excerpt from a war film
Bona Relations

MOBY DUCK

Broadcast: 5th June 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation
Previous Issue: 1:3, LP

Toast master
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Moby Duck
The Fraser Hayes four – Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Trends
Excerpt from war film
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Runcorn Splod Cobbling Song
Bona Performers
What Is It? - The answer at last



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